Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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you give like i give lomain

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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