what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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