- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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