Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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So these two girls have a cup .

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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