A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Yes

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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