A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Anti Joke

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