today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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No antijoke here.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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