- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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