- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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