- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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