What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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