- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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