Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Cheese

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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civil rights

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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