"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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epic win?

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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