Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Anti Joke

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