What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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