Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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