- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

I have a horse.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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