Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Gustavo Andrade

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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