What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Obama = ebola

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Yellow People !!

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Jesus Christ

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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