Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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