What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What is life? Paul.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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