- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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