- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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