Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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9/11

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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