- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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