Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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how much fish could a chicken

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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