- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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