- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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