- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Cripples are lame.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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