- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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