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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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