- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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