- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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