- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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