Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Small Penis.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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