What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Blacks

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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