- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What do we call Osama? Osama

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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