- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

All of these jokes are about white people

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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