what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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