An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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