- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Potassium? K.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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