What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Yellow People !!

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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