- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

no rasist joks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

well use a tissue!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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