A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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