- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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