Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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