- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

haha black people :D

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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