- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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