What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

I'm homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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