What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Anti Jokes = Drained

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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