Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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