- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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