what is red and smells like paint red paint

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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