How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Cheese

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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