- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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