- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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