- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Jimmy Saville

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

womens rights

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

womens rights.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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