- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

whats green and lives in the water

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

my penis

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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