- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

knock knock... ...no answer

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Knock knock knock OCD

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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