- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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