Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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