- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Communism hehe xd

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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