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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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