Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Worms don't like apples.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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are u black unlucky

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Anti Joke

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