- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Wanna hear a joke? no

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Potassium? K.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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