- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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