How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Hello penis

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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