- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Golf.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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