- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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