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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Justin Bieber

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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