Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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