- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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