Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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XD Jackass.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

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