whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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