Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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