A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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