- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

My cat just died.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Dwarf Shortage

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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