- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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