- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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