That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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i like turtles

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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