- Anti Joke

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic