how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Anti Joke

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