- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Small Penis.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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