- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A house comes around the corner.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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