Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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