- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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