What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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