- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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