- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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