Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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