- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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