- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

womens rights.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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