See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Potassium? K.

Your big dick.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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