roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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