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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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