- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Screw it you write the joke.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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