- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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