If you just read this, You're dead.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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