What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Men's rights

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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