- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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