when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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He--Hey guys

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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