- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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