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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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