- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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