- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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