What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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