- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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