- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Chris is hairy

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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