- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

quantum physics?

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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