Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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