knock knock. who's there? 9/11

a black man pays his child support

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

PENIS that is all

whats black? the colour

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Anti Joke

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