- Anti Joke

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you ABeepSSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! slams door Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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