- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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