- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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