- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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