- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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