Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

cory is gay

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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