- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

why was kade sad? he shit himself

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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