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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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