- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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