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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Jack Stevens

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

I'm tired.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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