Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

You are joking right?

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Matthew Wyckoff

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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