- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

the sky is green no it is not

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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