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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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