- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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