There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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