How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why are they the "living" daylights?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

He--Hey guys

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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