Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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