Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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dat shoe shine tho

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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