- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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